Yes, I know I'm extremely late. But I've been recovering from my New Year's Rockin' Eve celebration with Ryan Seacrest in NYC!!
(He's a lot shorter in person)
Oh what fun I had!! I got to Nae Nae... Or was it Na-Nu Na-Nu? I can't remember. Which ever one it was, I was awesome at it.
Anyway, it was me who pulled the plug on Ms. Carey's earpiece. Shhh... Don't tell anyone. Only one can wear that sparkly outfit and that would be me. She was trying to steal my thunder.
Oh!! More news...
Did you know we have a new president now? Not sure if you knew that since absolutely no one in the news media/Twitter/Facebook/Hollywood/Instagram/Joe's barber shop and the grocery store are talking about him. Haven't heard a peep out of anyone. Weird.
Ummm... Even though it should have been me who won, I accept and respect he is our new commander in chief. But I'll be back in four years.
Which reminds me, is Ms. Hillary still wandering around in the woods? Maybe I'll see her on the trail behind our house.
Okay. That's it for now!!