Monday, November 21, 2016

Happy Birthday to...


That's right!!! Today I turn 4!!!

Of course all morning it's been non stop phone calls and emails wishing me the best day ever!
Not only did president elect Trump call to wish me a happy birthday, he asked if I'd like a position in his new cabinet, Secretary of Canine Affairs. I told him I'd have to think about it seeing it isn't as awesome as being president! Maybe Mitt Romney will want it.

Ms Clinton sent me an email. But I didn't get to read it because she deleted it.

I'm sure Megyn Kelly and Anderson Cooper will want a birthday interview later today.

Anyway, I got my first present this morning!!! YaY!! I LOVE PRESENTS!!!

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Ummm. Wait a minute. Let me turn it around...

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I got another smiley ball!! Only this one is blue! Let's see. I've got a red one. A green one and now a blue one.

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Guess what else I got today??!!!

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A ton of snow!!!!

I would have rather got a Nylabone.

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Saturday, November 12, 2016

I'm sure you've been waiting for my awesome concession speech...

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But I've been too upset over my loss to Mr. Trump and Ms. Clinton.

I really thought I had it in the bag. I had Mommy's vote... Daddy's vote... But that wasn't enough to push me over the top.

Mommy's been so distraught over my loss, she has been wandering around with a half gallon of Häagen-Dazs and a very large spoon crying and looking for a "safe space."
Daddy's been burning the American flag, screaming profanities and tweeting about it.
Gracie's been wearing a Trump wig and a pantsuit.

Ummm... Wait a minute. That's not true at all! Mommy and Daddy would never do that and Gracie has better fur and prefers bell bottoms.

We've all been outside enjoying the beautiful day and grateful we live in a country where we can speak our mind and dogs can blog!

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YaY America!!!

Congratulations, Mr. Trump.
But I'll be back in 4 years!

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Saturday, November 5, 2016

Look what I can do!!!!

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I'm alert... So I'll answer that 3am phone call unlike you know who.
I'm strong... So I will build a bigger and better America than you know who.
AND I'm the awesomest!!

All the more reason to vote for ME on Tuesday!!

Yes, I know it should be "most awesome" but you silly humans don't talk or spell right anymore.
i c u humans type like this y do u?
ur grade school teacher would have kittens!

This message was approved by me because I wrote it.

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