Thursday, June 30, 2016

Hey, I'm famous yet again!!

Click on my photo then look around and see if you can spot my awesome self!!!

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What a silly comment.
I mean really... how could you not.

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Saturday, June 25, 2016

It's Saturday night and I just got a bath...

I despise bathtime.

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It's a huge production for Mommy to give me a bath. I make sure of it!

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She has to put on an old t-shirt and shorts. Place towels all over the bathroom floor.
Then she has to stand in the bathtub with me, placing me between her feet. This way when I start getting all psycho and try to make a break for it, she can use the old "headscissors" wrestling move on me.

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The problem is she's not as young as she used to be.

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I'll bet she wishes she used her ThighMaster more back in the '90's.

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Friday, June 24, 2016

These little rubber balls are all mine...

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But I don't like to play with them anymore because after I chew a big hole to remove the squeaky, they don't bounce right or squeak and that's no fun.
I refuse to play with any ball that doesn't have a squeaky. It must have a squeaky. Then I remove the squeaky in under two minutes and refuse it play with it again.
So Mommy foolishly spends a small fortune on little red, blue, green and yellow rubber balls that I immediately destroy.

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Which is why I have a crock full of holey, non squeaky balls that I won't play with... and why Mommy needs therapy.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Sure, Miss Jessica Simpson looks cute in that...

famous poster in her American flag bikini.

But can she rock a patriotic harness like this??!!!

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Uhhh... I don't think so!

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And I highly doubt she got a brand new little pink rubber ball after her photo shoot like I did!

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Hmpf!

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Amateur.
(((giggle))

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Friday, June 10, 2016

I have another obsession...

and it has nothing to do with Calvin Klein.

Or my little blue rubber ball.

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You wanna see it?

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There it is...

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It's my Mommy's walking stick!

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I'm pretty sure it has a life of its own! It moves and comes towards me and taunts me!

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But I'm too fast for it because I
almost float like a butterfly and possibly sting like a bee!
C'mon, you know there's only one Ali.

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Anyway, maybe I'm better off training with UFC's
or is it KFC'S? Paige VanZant.
Or going on Dancing with the Stars with Mark Ballas.


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Thursday, June 2, 2016

Being awesome is exhausting...

But somebody's gotta do it!!!

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Who am I trying to kid? We all know I'm the only one who can do it because I'm the "awesomest!"

Still not sure?? Well, let me ask you one question...
Does your Mommy wear a cap with you on it??!!

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I didn't think so.

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