Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Me and Mommy watched the Westminster Dog Show last night.

We waited and waited for the "Non-Sporting" breeds which are really a mix-match of all breeds that don't fit into other categories.

Boston Terriers are considered "Non Sporting??" What the??!!
Who cares if a dog can round up some sheep? Or save Timmy in the well? Or can bring a dead bird back to their owner? Let's see them retrieve a little, red, or blue, or green or yellow rubber ball!! Hmpf!

But look!
Little Vinny came in fourth place!
YaY Vinny!



Ummm, I don't mean the human. I don't know what his name is.
Maybe Vinny Sr?
(This photo is from another dog show he won)



Isn't he handsome and strong yet compact? I think he's dreamy!
Like a canine Sylvester Stallone. But only like back in the day... You know. Before the bad plastic surgery.

Anyway Mommy says I don't need to win a dog show ribbon because in her eyes I'll always be the "best in show" winner no matter what!

And we all know why that is.
All together now...

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Because I'm
AWESOME!!!

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Tuesday, February 2, 2016

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL???!!!

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Me neither.
Who cares about the Super Bowl, right??
I certainly don't.
Male humans chasing after a prolate spheroid... How silly is that??!!!

Now if Payton Manning was to throw a little blue rubber ball...

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Then I'd definitely watch the game and be "littlebluerubberball's" biggest fan!!

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Roger Goodell's people should call my people and we'll talk.

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