Monday, October 26, 2015

I'm still in shock...

Did that really happen to Glenn last night?

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Or were those Nicholas' innards?? I think they were Nicholas'.

I haven't been this shocked since they killed off Hershel! Can you believe they killed off Hershel??

Some of you know what I'm talking about and some of you don't.

Mommy doesn't know I watch that show.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2015

I know...

I really am adorable, aren't I?

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And awesome too.
But that's a given.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2015

To date I have watched ALL the...

Republican and (one) Democratic debates with great intensity and scrutiny.

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Me being the first AKC all American dog breed (and just my awesomeness in general), I have a very important decision to make and I don't take it lightly.

Sooooo, that being said I've come to only one conclusion...

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Sunday, October 11, 2015

I'm so awesome...

everyone wants to be as close to me as possible.

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Including Gracie.

No, it has nothing to do with the warmth of that wood stove and everything to do with my awesomeness.

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Thursday, October 8, 2015

Mommy did some online shopping for me...

and it arrived today!

YaY me!!!

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This is my new, little, pink rubber ball...

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and you can't have it.

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Friday, October 2, 2015

I must have eaten...

grass when I was outside playing with my little, pink, rubber ball yesterday.

At this very moment, I have a tiny piece of dried grass sticking out of my butt. It's quite bothersome. (Trust me. If it were you, you'd feel the same.)

But every time Mommy tries to grab it, I pucker up and it gets sucked back in.

She's been laughing uncontrollably all morning not believing what she has to do for me.

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I find absolutely no humor in it whatsoever.

Besides, she's supposed to help me in this kind of "situation."
I have a paw. She has fingers with an opposable thumb. Do the math.

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