Sunday, October 12, 2014

I'm bored out of my gourd!

I am NOT liking not being able to play, jump or run!! I'm not even allowed to stand on my hind legs like I've always done when Mommy prepares my food. Mommy says it's because my spine is still arched and I have to heal. Hmpf! What does she know?!

So to get back at her, I follow her everywhere! If she even takes 3 steps from me, I'm right there! Since she doesn't want me to walk around she's also a prisoner now right along with me. HA! That'll teach her!

So while she's being held captive, she got a cuckoo idea to redo the kitchen!! She painted everything including cabinets.

She thought she could escape me for a little while.

But look closely...

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Guess again, Sweetheart!!!

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Monday, October 6, 2014

I have very serious boo-boos...

Mommy had to rush me to the vet on Friday morning because I could not stand up well and when I did I stood with my back arched like a frightened cat! I tried to walk but when I did I would fall over. I was really scared and Mommy was a complete basket case.

Mommy thought I was having a neurological problem but the nice vet man tested me and didn't think that was the case.
By the way I was acting he thought I injured some discs in my spine! He wouldn't do any x-rays because he knew I would thrash about and hurt myself even more. (He's right. The last thing I wanted was some stranger flipping me around, taking weird photos of me!!)
So he gave me an IV steroid (you should have seen that needle!!) and sent me home with a month's worth of steroids to take. No pain medicine either because it might interfere with the steroid.

On the way home Mommy broke the news to me that I can't play and chase my little, yellow rubber ball ever again. Those days are over. When we got home she picked it up and hid it. But I saw where she put it.

I am very sad. I can't play. I can't jump. I can't run. I can't roll around on my back. But I can tinkle and poo. I just look kind of funny doing it. (Who doesn't??)

Please pray for me and/or send me good vibes that I heal and recover. Mommy and Daddy can't bear the thought of me having any kind of back surgery. They know how poorly it helped my human grandma and doesn't think it will be any better on furry lil' ol' me. Might even make me worse like grandma.

Since it's hard for me to move, I won't be posting much.

Mommy is still a complete basket case.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Happy October 1st everybody!!!!

So did you think I ran away from home??

Nah!! I have too good of a gig here!

So let's talk about my awesome self and all the awesome things I've been doing these past few weeks!

Well... I've been playing with my little, yellow, rubber ball. I've been sleeping with my little yellow, rubber ball. I cracked another toenail. I pooped and tinkled many times in the house. I left another little turd in my dog bed and blamed it on Daddy again. I stayed home all by myself for the first time ever because Mommy had to take Gracie to the vet. I was petrified the whole time and sat looking out the window, waiting for someone to come home. I had gas.

Oh and I've got an awesome new game I play with Mommy. It's called "Look what I can make Mommy do!"

So I drop my little, yellow, rubber ball behind the sofa.

Then I wait for Mommy to come into the living room. When I see her walk in I hang my head over the edge and stare at it. (The hanging my head over the edge gets her attention)

Then I wait...

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Yep, there it is. Waaaaaaaaaaay down there. I wish I could get it but I can't.

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Sure enough... Mommy walks over, moves the sofa and TA-DAH!!! Look what I can make Mommy do!!

Like I said, I have too good of a gig here.

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