Monday, July 28, 2014

Well...

It's certainly not going to throw itself!

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Must I do everything around here??!!
Drat! I can't grab it.
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So you're just going to stand there thinking you're all that and a bag of chips because you have thumbs???!!

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C'mon, get the lead out and use 'em!!!

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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

I decided I want my own television show...

I shall call it...
"Everybody Loves Stella."

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Sure there's already a television show with a similar name.

But here's why it needs to be mine:

1. Because it's true. Everybody loves me.

2. Because I'm awesome and that's an awesome name for my show.

3. Because I'm still awesome and Ray Romano isn't as awesome as me.

and 4...

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I'll always be awesome and that's always worth repeating.

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Now how do I get in touch with the CBS execs?

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Thursday, July 17, 2014

WHEW!! I've been soooo busy!!!

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Since Mommy had to put everything on hold when my Gramma got so sick, she's now trying to catch up on things and I've been supervising.
It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it!

Here's just a sample of what I've been supervising.
(I'll be adding these to my résumé.)

I've been:
Barking wildly and biting at the vacuum while she's vacuuming.
Walking across the wet kitchen floor while she's mopping it.
Standing right in her path on the stairs while she's lugging the laundry basket upstairs.
Sitting right next to her feet while she's doing the dishes so when she goes to take a step she almost trips over me and takes a nose dive.
Barking at her when I feel she's not paying enough attention to my awesome self, which is about every 20 minutes.

So you can totally understand why I haven't been able to post on my blog! As a matter of fact I've gotta stop blogging right now!
I hear the kitchen faucet running and I need to take my position!

But I promise I'll be back soon!!!

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