Thursday, February 27, 2014

When you're awesome like me,

great things happen!
Like today for example.
A man in a big brown truck dropped off this box.
It's for me
and Gracie only!

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Oooooh! It's
our my dog food that the local pet store decided it will no longer carry and they also never responded to Mommy after she contacted them.
She was pretty ticked off about that and it takes a lot to tick Mommy off.
I mean, c'mon! Look at the crap I get away with around here! ((giggle))

Anyway, Mommy is happy now because it will get delivered right to our house through an online company called Chewy.com.
AND you can have something called "autoship. " That means they'll automatically ship it to you on any schedule you want!

AND it's free shipping over 49 bucks!
AND it arrived in ONE day!
AND Mommy doesn't have to waste all her gas driving waaaay into town to that pet store!

How awesome is that?!

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As awesome as me?!

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Okay, let's not go overboard.

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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Isn't spring supposed to be on its way??!!

I want to go outside and play. But it's too cold and it keeps snowing.

Makes me so mad.

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Does anyone have a good groundhog recipe??

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Saturday, February 22, 2014

Happy Birthday, to my favorite President... George Washington!!

Guess what else???

We both have something in common.

AWESOMENESS!

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Just think if I was around back then!
The first American President with the first American breed??!!

He could tell me how as a young teen he was a land surveyor and I could tell him how I eat anything I see on the ground.

How he held together a destitute army through the long and terrible winter at Valley Forge and how I have gas when I stretch, sleep or just stand there.

How he sacrificed his desire for a quiet retirement to serve as the first President and how I get separation anxiety and barf when I'm left alone.

Okay. So maybe he's a little more awesome than me.

We still would have made an awesome team!


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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

This is my breakfast face...

As you can see, I take breakfasttime very seriously...

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I will be cute, adorable and awesome AFTER my belly is full, period.
I mean it!
Just like when our president said "If you like your healthcare plan, you will be able to keep your healthcare plan, period.

Ummmm, scratch that.

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Sunday, February 16, 2014

Have you missed me?!

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I'm still here.
But I'm trying to find someone to play with me. Mommy and Daddy are still so busy with the remodel of that dumb upstairs bathroom.

They leave me downstairs all alone.
I feel quite neglected.

I think I suffer from separation anxiety.
You wanna know why?

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Because when they leave me alone for too long...
I get so nervous, I barf.
I've done it three times now.
This last time, I barfed, ate it and barfed it up again.
They still can't get the stench out of this couch.
Serves them right.
Don't they understand I need attention 24/7?

I wonder if Dr. Keith Ablow would consider me normal or nuts?

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Anyway, every time it has happened, I made Mommy feel really bad for leaving me all by my lonesome...

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It worked every time!
SUCKER!!!

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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Hey! What's with that Westminster Dog show!

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Why the heck hasn't a Boston Terrier EVER won?! I mean c'mon, look at me! What's not to love?!
I'm totally awesome!

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Guess what else? I'm the first American breed for cripes sake! You'd think in the 137 years they've been around, they would have considered an American breed to win. But noooooo!
Hmpf!

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It's always those fancy clipped froufrou poodles or the furry puff ball dogs who win.
Yeah sure they're cute but...
C'MON, LOOK AT ME!!

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Monday, February 10, 2014

What's THIS??!!

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I got my first Valentine's Day card in the mail!!

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It's from my boyfriend!!

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His name is Archie and he lives in Florida.
Here he is with his older brother Henry.
Archie is the one smiling.



Isn't he dreamy?!
I think he works out.

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Sunday, February 9, 2014

What a weekend!

Boy! It's sure been crazy around here!

Mommy and Daddy are trying to remodel remodeling the bathroom and I've been "helping."


I helped clean up by eating a little sawdust... and eating little sandpaper... and eating a little sheet rock.
But Mommy got to me fast enough to dig it out of my mouth every single time! Drat!

I mean really, what would they do without me?

Here I am making sure Daddy is doing it right. I really don't know what he's doing, but I think he was doing it right.

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And here I am making sure he didn't get plumber's crack.
All clear from this end!


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Daddy said he wore a hat to make sure he didn't get anything in his hair.
But he is bald. I think someone needs to tell him that.

Now I must nap because Walking Dead is on tonight!!
I still can't believe they killed off Hershel.

Hmmm... I wonder why there are no zombie dogs?
Oooooh, I'd make a great zombie dog!

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Maybe instead of construction I'll go into acting.

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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

What did you do today??

I played with my ball...

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And played with my ball...

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And played with my ball...

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And played with my ball...

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and then for some reason...

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I had massive projectile diarrhea.

Mommy was extremely grateful I kept on my pee-pee towels and not on the floor, the walls or the ceiling. If my aim was better, I'm sure I could have. It was so bad Mommy's gag reflex kicked in. ((giggle))

She's trying to figure out what I got into, but I'll never tell.
Other than that "minor" mishap, I feel fine. I want to play but Mommy won't let me.

She thinks I'm brewing up some more for round two.
We may be sleeping on the couch tonight.

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Saturday, February 1, 2014

What a day!!

I've been going non stop since 9 this morning, until now...

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The window guys came to replace all our windows and boy was I quite the celebrity!

At first I was extremely obnoxious. Well so was Gracie but she's ALWAYS obnoxious.
I was barking at everyone. But that's because I was soooo excited, I wanted to get in on all the action!

After Mommy got out the dreaded spray bottle full of water, I knew it was time for me to keep my trap shut and I did.

I still followed everyone around. Up and down the stairs. Up and down the stair. Up and down the stairs. Mommy chased me the whole time too while Daddy stayed in one room on his computer. Hey, he's no fool!

Anyway... no one could resist my awesome cuteness and petted me every time they walked by me. It's a gift, really.

So they have to come back on Monday to finish. I'm pretty sure they're going to want my autograph so I'd better get my Sharpie ready.


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