It's because the most awesome thing happened to me!!
You ready to hear about???
Okay. Well... Mommy decided to roast a whole chicken. Boy did it smell good too. BUT I can't have chicken because I'm allergic to all poultry. Phooey!
Anyways, I sat and watched Mommy take it out of the oven, put it on her fancy-shmancy cutting board and start carving it up. She then put some on the dinner plates and headed over to the table.
As Mommy and Daddy enjoyed their delicious dinner, Mommy noticed I wasn't anywhere near the table which I'm always near, especially when there's food!!
Little did she know, I had other plans.
Lucky for me, that fancy-schmancy cutting board had a split in it. So ALL the chicken juice was dripping through the board, then off the counter and all over the top of my head. It was freakin' awesome!! I was lapping up everything in sight!
I even had it in my ears and all down the front of my chest!
Which leads to why I'm now pretty in pink.
As I mentioned, I am allergic to poultry.
So for dessert, Mommy gave me a grape flavored Childrens Benadryl and a bath.
Hopefully tonight she'll turn down my bed and leave me little treats on my pillow.