Monday, January 27, 2014

Wanna know why I'm pretty in pink??

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It's because the most awesome thing happened to me!!

You ready to hear about???

Okay. Well... Mommy decided to roast a whole chicken. Boy did it smell good too. BUT I can't have chicken because I'm allergic to all poultry. Phooey!

Anyways, I sat and watched Mommy take it out of the oven, put it on her fancy-shmancy cutting board and start carving it up. She then put some on the dinner plates and headed over to the table.

As Mommy and Daddy enjoyed their delicious dinner, Mommy noticed I wasn't anywhere near the table which I'm always near, especially when there's food!!

Little did she know, I had other plans.

Lucky for me, that fancy-schmancy cutting board had a split in it. So ALL the chicken juice was dripping through the board, then off the counter and all over the top of my head. It was freakin' awesome!! I was lapping up everything in sight!

I even had it in my ears and all down the front of my chest!

Which leads to why I'm now pretty in pink.
As I mentioned, I am allergic to poultry.

So for dessert, Mommy gave me a grape flavored Childrens Benadryl and a bath.

Hopefully tonight she'll turn down my bed and leave me little treats on my pillow.

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Friday, January 24, 2014

The jig is up

and my secret is out!
I've hidden it from Mommy and Daddy since the day I walked through the door.

Last night they found out...
**insert dramatic music**
I'm afraid of the dark!

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At night, Mommy always has the light on above the kitchen sink. Well last night she forgot!
So after we were all playing in the living room, I ran out to the kitchen to get some water. But I stopped dead in my tracks. It was pitch-black!
I wasn't going in there by myself! What if Jason was standing next to my water bowl?! Or The Creeper?! Or Norman Bates?!
And you know what else?! I'm pretty sure I heard Freddy's razor fingers clanking around in there!

So I sat near the kitchen doorway and barked and barked and barked and barked and barked and barked and barked until Daddy came in to see what was wrong. He then flipped on the light and I happily trotted over to my water bowl and wet my whistle.

Now here's the deal...
No on else knows about this and if you tell anyone this story I will deny it!!
All while giving you the "stink eye."

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Like Bill did about Monica.

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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

I'm playing Hide-and-Seek with Mommy

during the bathroom remodel.

I keep hiding the sandpaper she's using and she keeps scolding me for doing it.

Wait a minute...

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That's not how the game is played.

I need a new strategy.

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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

While Mommy and Daddy were upstairs

busy renovating the bathroom and not paying attention to me,
I was busy downstairs doing some renovating of my own.

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Wait until they see what I've got planned for tomorrow!


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Monday, January 13, 2014

It's not easy being...

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You thought I was going say green, huh?
Silly you. I'm not green. Or a frog. I'm not a Muppet either.

But I do think I'd look gorgeous with Miss Piggy's long, blonde hair. Then Kermit would love me more than her.

Could you blame him??

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Thursday, January 9, 2014

Monday, January 6, 2014

I'm simply irresistible.

I bet Robert Palmer sang that song about me.

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Even though he wrote and sang it back in 1988...
and he's been gone since 2003...
and I wasn't born until late 2012...

Yep, it's about me.
It's always about me.
I'm simply irresistible.
I'm simply awesome.

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Saturday, January 4, 2014

We're in a deep freeze!

So this is how I've been spending my mornings and afternoons.

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I'll post again when my paws thaw out.

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Wednesday, January 1, 2014


I'm bored.

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Somebody come play with me...

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This thing isn't going to throw itself.

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C'mon, I'm waiting....

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Happy New Year, Everyone.

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Although I don't know what the heck is so happy about it!

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