Nah!! I have too good of a gig here!
So let's talk about my awesome self and all the awesome things I've been doing these past few weeks!
Well... I've been playing with my little, yellow, rubber ball. I've been sleeping with my little yellow, rubber ball. I cracked another toenail. I pooped and tinkled many times in the house. I left another little turd in my dog bed and blamed it on Daddy again. I stayed home all by myself for the first time ever because Mommy had to take Gracie to the vet. I was petrified the whole time and sat looking out the window, waiting for someone to come home. I had gas.
Oh and I've got an awesome new game I play with Mommy. It's called "Look what I can make Mommy do!"
So I drop my little, yellow, rubber ball behind the sofa.
Then I wait for Mommy to come into the living room. When I see her walk in I hang my head over the edge and stare at it. (The hanging my head over the edge gets her attention)
Then I wait...
Yep, there it is. Waaaaaaaaaaay down there. I wish I could get it but I can't.
Sure enough... Mommy walks over, moves the sofa and TA-DAH!!! Look what I can make Mommy do!!
Like I said, I have too good of a gig here.