All because of that stupid vacuum cleaner that scared me and made me split my toenail!!
It split lengthwise up into the nail quick. I bet you just said "Ewwwww!!"
It can't be trimmed either. It has to grow out.
Now that the snow is FINALLY melting I can't go outside and play!
Instead I'm stuck inside this house watching Mommy dance around to that Pharrell guy's "Happy" song.