Monday, December 30, 2013

I got the green bone and Gracie can't have it!


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I got the green bone and Gracie can't have it!
Gracie's got stinky feet...

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and she's got a stinky butt too!

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I got the green bone and...

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Gracie: "One of these days... One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser!"

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Santa came

and look what he brought me!

A fleece snowflake hoodie!
Here I am modeling it.

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Maybe next year I can model the Victoria's Secret 10 million dollar Fantasy Bra. (But they would have to make four of them)

Anyway, on Christmas Eve, me, Daddy and Mommy went to Grandma's for dinner. Gracie stayed home because you all know how bad she is in the car.

It was my first time in her home so I was nervous and followed Mommy around for about 15 minutes. But after that, I walked around like I owned the joint. I had so much fun!
As usual, I was awesome and everyone loved me. I know, I sound like a broken record.
After dinner we opened presents and I got a purple, nubby, high heel shoe squeaky toy!! YaY me!

When it was time go home, I was out like a light and slept the whole ride home.

So back to Christmas morning...

Santa also brought me a blue snowflake hoodie. He left me a note and said he wanted to give me a black and white one instead. But the elves only had a blue one left. Hmpf.

I also got a new, weird, green toy. It's made out of the stuff my orange Frisbee is made of. It's supposed to be chew proof. Yeah right. I'll be the judge of that.

Poor Gracie didn't get anything from Santa. It kinda looked like her name was on some of the presents, but it wasn't.

I found my Sharpie.

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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

This will be my first Christmas with my family!

I've been busy wrapping Christmas presents!!

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I'm getting really good at it too!

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Looks pretty professional, just like Macys!

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Anyway, I want to wish everyone who stops by here to visit me, a very

PLEASE don't forget to wish Baby Jesus a happy birthday!!
I heard he got gold, frankenstein frankincense and myrrh for His birthday.
I bet He never got a Nylabone like I did for mine!!

Oooooh, I'd better hit the hay early tonight!! Santa's coming and I have to make sure I get up before Gracie does and change the name on the presents he left for her and make them to me!

Now where did I put my Sharpie????

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Thursday, December 19, 2013

Overture... Curtain... Lights...

This is it, the night of nights!
No more rehearsing and nursing a part,
We know every part by heart!

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Did you get it??!!! Huh, did ya??!!
See how the sun is shining on me like a spotlight??

No?! You still don't get it?!!

You obviously are not a huge Bugs Bunny fan like myself.

Watch the video below.

C'mon, I know somebody out there got it, even if I didn't have the hat and cane.

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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

I have the best seat in the house.

This is how I spend my wintry mornings.

How I love the wood stove. It keeps me toasty warm.

But the pot of water Mommy keeps on the stove isn't helping my itchiness which is why I'm sporting the "Matt Lauer" again.

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Remember I had that same hairdo when I first came here last January.

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I sure hope Santa brings me a humidifier.
Otherwise I'll have to host The Today Show and kick Ann Curry in the shin.
I really don't want to do that. She seems like a nice lady.

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Sunday, December 15, 2013

Gracie, give me back my toy!

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C'mon! Give me back my toy!!

You better behave because he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

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He knows if you've been bad or good so...

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I'm ratting you out!

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By the way, when does that fat guy in the red suit stop by?

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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

It finally arrived!

I'm talking about my new jacket!
But it doesn't fit me very well because of my "sausage link-ish" figure.

It fits across my chest but it too long. It also hangs way past my butt.
(Which can't be good if you know what I mean)

It really looks more like a big red cape. Ooooh, I kinda look like those creatures in The Village!

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Anyway, I sure hope Mommy can sew it for me and try to make it look better. She says she's not a good seamstress and that she can only sew clothes for dolls.
Technically I'm not a doll, but I am a doll! I mean really... look at this face!!

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Here's the reverse side.
I guess I'll need this when I direct traffic in the dark.

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I'll be needing a whistle too.

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Saturday, December 7, 2013

Oooooh! What do we have here????

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I'm not sure. But I bet I should play with them, huh.
Look at all those colors!

I must investigate...

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They don't smell weird.

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Maybe I need to taste them...
You'd think anything red would be cherry flavor, but you'd be wrong.

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Holy crap!!

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I have another right ear??? When did that happen?!
Am I like Jaime Sommers now?!

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When did I go skydiving??

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Monday, December 2, 2013

Happy Cyber Monday!

While Mommy was preoccupied with Christmas decorating today, I went online and ordered myself this cute, little red number.

I was hoping to find a purse to match but they didn't have anything in a bone shape. Hmpf!

Then, me and Gracie played with MY new bone.
Mommy went shopping for us. So now I have three new bones and as always, Gracie has none.

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OH! Did I tell you I'm terrified of that snowman head pillow behind me?
He scares the bejeepers out of me! (Stanley is cool with him though)

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See how he's watching me??!! He does that when I'm sleeping too!! **shudder**

I really can't believe I'm afraid of him... But I am.

Know what else I can't believe...

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They killed off Hershel!!

Some of you will get that. ((giggle))

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