Friday, November 29, 2013

Happy Day After Thanksgiving...

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I could really use a pair of elastic waist sweat pants and a nap.

**burp**

*yawn*

**burp**

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Monday, November 25, 2013

Hi Everybody!

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile.

Mommy only lets me use the digital camera with her supervision and she's been too busy getting ready for Thanksgiving, to supervise.

So I decided to take matters into my own paws and do a selfie...

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Guess what?! I've got exciting news!
I learned how to catch! Mommy throws my orange, nubby blob toy at me and I can catch it in my mouth!

I'm such an awesome catcher too! I'm much better than Yogi Berra.
I didn't even know he played baseball. I thought he spent most of his time looking to steal pic-a-nic baskets in Jellystone Park with Boo-Boo.
Must be what he does during the off season.

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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Happy Birthday to ME!!!

I am one year old today!
Hmmm. I wonder if I can drive now?? Or drink??!! Or vote??!!!

Remember how cute I was when I was a baby??!!
Of course you do!!

But I'm gonna show you how cute I was AND still am anyway.
I sure hope you don't have dial up because all my cuteness won't load.

You ready??!!

Here's me at 3 weeks. My first "professional" photo taken by the breeder lady.
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Here's when Mommy first held me. I really laid it on thick. It works every time!
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Gracie was "thrilled" to have me as her new baby sister. Her reaction when she first saw me was to climb up on Daddy as high as she could to get away from me.
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I always sat by my dish because I was always hungry.
Still am.
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Being awesome is exhausting.
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Mommy got all nuts-o and thought my ears wouldn't stand up on their own. So she gave them some "help" with cloth tape.
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Then me and Gracie kind of became pals.
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I love toys.
All toys on the planet are mine.
I bet you didn't know that.
It's true.
Mine.
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Mine.
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Mine.
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Mine.
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Was mine.
But after this, I didn't want it anymore.
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Mine.
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Miiiiiiiiine!
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and the rest as they say, is history!
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There you have it! All my awesomeness wrapped up in one blog post! So the only thing left is for you to wish me a happy birthday!

Ummm... I'm waiting!

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Monday, November 18, 2013

I am really digging Mommy's "new" settee...

and I mean that quite literally.

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I can't help myself! I keep wanting to dig in the corner of the cushion, so I do!

Mommy just about has kittens when I do too.
(I still don't understand that expression)

Hey! Did I tell you I went with Mommy and Daddy to pick up
my "new" settee?! It's true! I did!
We left Gracie home which was fine with me. She cramps my style.

Anyway, when we got to the house where the humans lived, they had a cute little human there! I never saw one that small before. I didn't know her name. Even though it was chilly, she had sandals on so I licked her toes and she laughed!

Then guess what happened??!!
As me and Mommy were standing on the grass, a boy miniature schnauzer snuck up on us from behind!! I never saw a boy dog before!! I was so excited and terrified at the same time I just stood there stiff as a board with my eyes bugging out!
Mommy reacted the same way, not knowing if the boy schnauzer would be aggressive towards me.
But he wasn't and that's because
(all together now) I'm awesome!!

P.S.
He only sniffed my face and not my butt. Which was a good thing since I was a little gassy in the car. Okay. I was A LOT gassy.

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Friday, November 15, 2013

BREAKING NEWS!!

Next Thursday is my birthday and I'll officially be one year old!
YaY me!!

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Also BREAKING...
Mommy is giving me a bath this weekend.

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What did you expect my "breaking news" to be?
I just got out of rehab?
I'm marrying Simon Cowell?
I'm running for president in 2016?

That last one has a nice ring to it, doesn't it??

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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

I've been kissed by God!

It's true!
I found this out while I was surfing the internet and Mommy was sleeping. Shhhh. She doesn't need to know that.

See this spot on the top of my head?

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It's called a Haggerty Spot or Haggerty Star.
The Boston Terrier Club of America says dogs with this special marking are descendents of one of the original lines of Boston Terriers owned by the Haggerty family in the early 1900's!
Highly respected Boston Terrier breeder and judge Vincent Perry called this mark "the kiss of God" and considered it a lovely addition to a dog's perfect markings.

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Look at my photo. I kaint splez worth a lick. ((giggle))

So what if mine looks a little "smeared."

I'm still perfect AND awesome!!
But you already knew that, huh?!

I can't wait to brag about myself to Gracie!

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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Mommy almost killed Stanley!

When Mommy turned on the vacuum, all the sudden it made a weird noise and smoke started to come out of it!!
She quickly pulled the plug and flipped it over to see what happened.

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It was Stanley!!
He got sucked up by the vacuum!!

A good thing he's okay. I still need to chew off his other leg.

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"I wish Mom would suck her up with the vacuum. But I'm not that lucky."

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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Uh-oh. My name has been added

to Mommy's "Sh*t List."

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The only thing I did was eat her favorite dollie paper pattern when she walked out of the room.

What does she expect?

There's no homework to eat around here.

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Sunday, November 3, 2013

Mommy's got boo-boos.


She accidentally burned her fingers really bad on the wood stove.

So now I'm just staring at her with my concerned look.
I haven't moved from this spot.

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I have to be concerned.
Those fingers are connected to the hand that feeds me.

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