I know. I look ridiculous.
But my grandma bought me this devil costume so I have to wear it tomorrow.
Like I really need a crooked tail. I already have one!
The skullcap horns that go with this costume don't fit my big head either.
I have a big head because I'm so smart. Bet you didn't know that's why.
Anyway, I wanted to dress up as a Walking Dead zombie. I've even got the walk down.
But I don't have a pair of those creepy dentures.