Monday, September 30, 2013

We went leaf peeping!

Just me and Mommy!! No Gracie!

It was AWESOME and so was I!! I sat and smelled the air as I looked out the window.

Ooooh, is that a sugar maple???

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It's still not quite leaf peeping peak around here but it will be!

Mommy says she'll take me again in a few days.

Gracie will stay home again.
Gracie + Jeep Ride = A Pain.
Like a pimple on your butt.

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After we got home, Mommy and Daddy played Frisbee with me!!

I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!

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I GOT IT!!

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The wild, awesome BT stalks her Chihuahua prey....
(She'll never know what hit her)
((giggle))


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Saturday, September 28, 2013

It's been one year since Mommy, Daddy and Gracie had to say goodbye to my sister Darla.

Knowing how sad my Mommy is, her friend and Henry and Archie's mom Miss Carol said she had hoped we'd do something nice in honor of "the wonderful QUEEN Boston Darla."
Mommy thought that was a great idea!

Since this is Mommy's favorite time of year, she thought we'd all pile in the Jeep and go to a pumpkin farm to get pumpkins! YaY!!
I think Darla would have loved that!

So Mommy loaded us and Daddy in the Jeep and brought her camera to capture this special moment.

Well... Gracie became possessed as soon as Daddy accelerated. (Big surprise there)
But Mommy wasn't deterred with Gracie's shenanigans. She was going to make this a fun time even if she had to kill us. ((giggle))

So Mommy grabbed her camera and started snapping. The only problem was, Mommy forgot her glasses and couldn't see the settings on her camera. So everything came out blurry.

Here's my head...

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Here's my legs.

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Here's psycho Gracie.

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Ooooh this one would have been pretty...

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and this one!

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Oooooh and how about this one?!

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Mommy didn't take any pictures at the pumpkin farm because she was too embarrassed. As we sat in the Jeep waiting for her, Gracie barked at the top of her lungs the whole time. Daddy even put the windows up but everyone could still hear her.

So after we got home Mommy decided every year on Darla's anniversary, me and her will go get pumpkins. Daddy and Gracie will stay home.

That's fine with me! We'll be like Starsky and Hutch! Crockett and Tubbs! Bo and Luke Duke!

Only Mommy's not a cop... And she's a girl... And drives a Jeep and not a Gran Torino... Or a Ferrari... Or the General Lee... And I'm a dog... So we can't be cousins.
But you know what I mean.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

You wanna know why me and Daddy are so happy??!!!

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It's because my Mommy turned 50 this week!!
She's like 350 in dog years!!
I bet she helped dump the tea in the harbor.

We had so much fun when family came over!

Of course Gracie was showing off and being a brown noser by giving Mommy kisses on her special day.

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Not me...

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I walked across the top of her head and chewed on her.

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Sunday, September 22, 2013

First day of Autumn ROAD TRIP!!

I went on my first real road trip with my family!! Three whole hours in the Jeep!

Unfortunately, Mommy couldn't take any pictures because my sister Gracie was absolutely HORRIBLE!
Of course, I was on my best behavior and completely awesome. Like you didn't already know that.


Since Gracie doesn't travel well, Mommy wanted to leave her home. But when we tried to leave, Gracie got all drama queenish and started whining, crying and carrying on. Daddy felt so bad, he picked her up and in the Jeep she went.

Mommy sat in the back seat with us thinking Gracie would be better. She was dead wrong.
Three hours of crying, whining and barking. Every time Daddy slowed down, Gracie jumped up and started barking. It was even worse when he came to a stoplight!!

Then when Daddy stopped and went into Dunkin Donuts, Gracie went (as Mommy calls it) "batsh*t crazy!!" Mommy had to use a Greco-Roman wrestling move to subdue her.
Mommy used to be a MMA Cage Fighter!!
Ummm, that's not true.

Anyway, I was awesome the whole time. Not a peep out of me. I sat on my pillow like a good girl, while Gracie's head spun around and projectile pea soup came flying out of her mouth.
Ummm, that last part isn't true either. But I bet it would have happened eventually.


So here's the only picture Mommy took. It's of me and Gracie in our dog bed after we got home.




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Friday, September 20, 2013

Next month is Halloween

and that means it's cheesy, scary movies time!!!

YaY!!!

Here we are freaking Mommy out with our "Puppies of the Damned" impersonation.

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Next week...

"Canines of the Corn."

Now where did I put my scythe?

((giggle))


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Monday, September 16, 2013

It's official.

My new, lame,

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orange Frisbee is...

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FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

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You know you've had a blast when you have your own spit on your face.

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Friday, September 13, 2013

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Did you hear the great news???!!!

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The New York State Senate has passed a bill that would require that convicted animal abusers - just like convicted sex offenders - register with the division of criminal justice services.
AND those who have been convicted of abusing and torturing animals would also have to undergo a required psychiatric evaluation and would be banned from ever owning pets again.
It's the first state to do this!

Ummm... I could save the tax payers a whole bunch of money and just hand over the abusers to my Mommy.
She'd take care of them.

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Oh! I also need you to share this story on Twitter and Facebook for me!

There is a $1000 reward being offered to anyone with information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person responsible for dragging a dog possibly to death on Fordsbush road in Fort Plain, New York. The alleged incident happened on Friday, September 6, between approximately 10-11:30 p.m.

Here's the link.

The radio guy said it was done with an ATV! If this is true, we must find this horrible and evil human!

Better yet, give him to my Mommy and she'll gladly take care of him.

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Monday, September 9, 2013

After waiting two, whole long weeks,

I finally got to play with my new, orange fancy-schmancy Frisbee and...

it was about as much fun as a root canal.

It's kind of heavy so it doesn't fly through the air all cool like my old one. It's small and kind of lame too.

Who knows? Maybe I'll like it more in a few weeks.

I want to play with my old one, but Mommy and Daddy won't let me.

They suck. (Like my new Frisbee.)

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Friday, September 6, 2013

YaY!! I got my stitches out today!

I still have to wait a few days to play with my new Frisbee though.

It's just sitting there waiting for me.




I also found out I might have a Urinary Tract Infection. So the vet put my on some medicine. Hopefully that will do the trick, otherwise I may need a sonogram.

Boy! It's tough being a (canine) girl!
But thank goodness it's not a yeast infection.

Instead of playing with my Frisbee, I'd spend my day sliding down the bannister.

((giggle))

Have a great weekend, everyone!!

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Thursday, September 5, 2013

I'm feeling much better

now that the alien hair is out of my belly.
Me and John Hurt have a lot in common.

But now that I have this ugly Frankenstein scar, I won't be able to wear that two piece I had my eye on. Hmpf!

I hope that lady vet steps on a Lego.

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Anyway, I am feeling so much better!! That means I'm back to my old "tricks."

Like...

Chewing on the non slip stuff under Mommy's rug and

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taking her sock.

I SAID, THIS...

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BELONGS TO...

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ME!!!!

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Yep. I'm feeling much better.


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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

You want to read a good "gross out" story???

Mommy noticed a weird pink bump on part of my incision on Sunday.

She called the vet guy and explained it kind of looked like a big zit and thought maybe one of my stitches was causing it.
He told her to put a warm compress on it a few times a day and see if she could draw out whatever was in there. So she did.

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Yesterday my pink bump finally started to drain. Yuck!
But Mommy didn't find anything.
Was she expecting to find Jimmy Hoffa in there??
She continued to put a warm compress on it.

This morning she took a look again and saw a human hair poking out! So she pulled it out!

Ewwwwwww!!!

Worse yet, it wasn't one of Mommy's and Daddy is bald...

You do the math.

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Ewwwwwww!!!



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Monday, September 2, 2013

This is how I look when

Mommy pays attention to me from her studio.

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This is how I look when she doesn't...

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