Saturday, August 31, 2013

I know you're going to find this extremely hard to believe but...

I am terrible patient.

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I am driving Mommy absolutely crazy!!

I have been running, jumping and chasing Gracie when I'm not supposed to.

I've been trying to lick and chew my stitches but I can't reach them too well. I've tried every yoga position possible too!!

Mommy is relieved because she didn't want to make me wear that stupid, plastic cone thing.

But I have figured out another way to get at my stitches.

I balance myself on three legs and scratch at them with my back leg! Ha! Ha!!

I'm guessing they don't make a cone for that, now do they???!!!

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Thursday, August 29, 2013


I've been doing this a lot lately.

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Mommy says it's best so I can heal and get better.

She also says I can't run, jump or play for another week.

Oh really??

She doesn't know me very well.


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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

It pays to be awesome!

Because I was such a good girl at the vet, my Daddy brought me home something special yesterday!


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It's a ginormous Nylabone!!!

Guess what else??
Gracie didn't get one and boy is she ever jealous!!
Oh well... Tough toenails for her!

Then I noticed something on the kitchen table.
Ooooooh!! What is THAT??!!

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I'm not tall enough to see what it is, but I have a hunch it's for me!
That's because orange is my favorite color and that means anything that is orange, belongs to me. Period.
It's the law.

Well, I'm gonna go lay down now. Mommy had to give me medicine... that makes... me... sleeeeeeep...


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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

**yawn** I'm home.

I had my surgery yesterday.

I'm hurting. But I'm fine.

Last evening Mommy and Daddy went out to eat and on the way home Daddy decided to stop by the vet's office and try to break me out of there early instead of this morning. He doesn't like seeing Mommy sad and didn't want me being in a strange place overnight.

Guess what??!! It worked!! He sweet-talked everyone and I got to go home with them!! YaY!!

Here I am all weirded up on the anesthesia...

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Since I was really out of it, I stayed on the couch with Mommy all night. Except for the times I puked on her. ((giggle))

The vet man told Daddy I was the best patient ever! He wished all the other doggies were as good as I was.
Again... must I always have to remind everyone about my awesomeness?? I mean, really!!

Gracie is still a little leery of me because of my funky smell. But I'm sure she's happy I'm home.

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"You know... As much as I hate to admit it, I did miss that little pain in the *ss."

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So the bottom line is I'm still not sure exactly what happened to me at the vet's.

But I do know I woke up with clipped nails, stitches and a "Brazilian."

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Sunday, August 25, 2013

I'm nervous.

Tomorrow is the "big day."

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I have my spay surgery. Mommy told me she has to bring me to the vet's office bright and early in the morning.

She also said I can't eat any breakfast!!!
I can't eat?! I ALWAYS eat first thing when I get up!! I will waste away like Kate Moss!

Then she says I have to stay overnight??!!!
I can't come home the same day?!
I don't want to stay in that scary place!! I want to be with my family!
Mommy is going to leave my blankie with me but that's not the same!

I am not liking this at all!!

BUT Daddy says he has a surprise for me. Mommy ordered it and it should be here next week.

Ooooooh!!! I've got my paws crossed that it's this thing!!

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I'm gonna pray to the Big Guy Upstairs that everything will be okay.

I would really appreciate your prayers and positive thoughts too.

Jeez, I hope the doctor doesn't plan on doing more than just my spay surgery.

The last thing I need is to come home looking like Joan Rivers.

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Friday, August 23, 2013


I got Mommy up at 4:30 this morning.

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So what if it's because I puked on their bed. It could be worse.

I could have been under the covers.

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You're welcome.

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Where is Gracie's Nylabone, you ask?

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I don't know where on earth it could be...

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I do know it's not above my head.
I know it's not there for sure.

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Friday, August 16, 2013

We've been hit with a tsunami!!

The tsunami is ME!!

Mommy got me a new frisbee and it's awesome!!!
Check me out!

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Gracie is cramping my style. She doesn't want to play with the frisbee.

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She just likes to growl and poke me in the face with her nose!

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I'm so excited with my new toy, I cry and whine when Mommy and Daddy try to take it.

I need to work on my play growling skills.

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See how happy I am!!!

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But I think I'd look more awesome playing on Venice Beach in a bikini.

Have a great weekend, everyone!!

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

I am special!!

Do you wanna know why?
Do ya? Huh? Do ya?? Huh?! Huh?!! Do you wanna know why??!!

Okay I'll tell you.

I'm special because Mommy gave me something very special to play with.
Something that means a lot to her.

It's the "green bone." But it's not just any old green bone...

It was Darla's favorite green bone toy.
But when Darla went to Heaven last September, Mommy put it away. Never to be played with again.

She's always telling me she wished Darla was here to play with me. She knows we would have had so much fun together.

So she decided even though Darla can't be here... Her bone can and is!!

I am soooo happy with my green bone!!

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Mommy thinks Darla is happy too.

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Monday, August 12, 2013

It's been about a half an hour.

So Mommy took a break from painting the stairs to check on me in the kitchen.

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I know this looks bad.
But I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

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I never did like that dog bed.



Mommy is painting AGAIN!

This time it's the stairs.

She really is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

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Saturday, August 10, 2013

I won't say "goodbye."

This week I lost two special internet friends.

Ishtar was 16 and the matriarch of her kitty family. She was like a mama to my friend Zipper who posts on my blog.

Cooper was 12 and brought great joy to his family. He was very special.

I don't know why the good Lord above takes us furbabies so soon from our human families.
But I'm sure He has His reasons.

Maybe it's to teach you humans about happiness, loyalty and unconditional love and to be grateful for life, no matter how short the time.
Who knows?
I'll have to ask Him when it's my turn.

So I won't say "goodbye" my friends. I'll just say "I'll see you later."

But for now, I will miss you both.

But ask now the beasts and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee: Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the LORD hath wrought this? In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, and the breath of all mankind.

Job 12:7-10

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Friday, August 9, 2013


You wanna know how much I love my new Frisbee????!!!

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Did I forget to mention yesterday when Mommy wasn't looking, I ate a huge pile of rabbit turds?
But I could have used some ketchup.

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Thursday, August 8, 2013


All the photos of my awesome self aren't showing!!

Let's see if this will work...

There I am!!! YaY!!!

Okay! Now that you can see me again I'm gonna go get into some trouble "fun!"

I'll be back later...

See ya!!!

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

What is THAT?!

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Whatever it is, it must be for me!
If not, it's mine now anyway!
Just like everything around here!

Hmmm... It kinda smells like something I would really want to play with.
But I've never seen anything like it so I can't be too sure.

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Maybe if I reach for it...

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then "sample" it.

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OMG! I LOVE this thing!!!

I think I love it more than...

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Saturday, August 3, 2013

Look what I can do!!

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and this...

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and this, again.

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I can do this too...

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I bet you think my toenails really need a clipping, huh?
So does Mommy and Daddy.
Oh and believe me they have tried everything under the sun too!
But I won't have any part of it! No-siree-bob!

Absolutely under no circumstances is anyone to touch, grab, point to, look at or even speak of my toenails!

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Pffft... Even Cesar Millan's "whispering" technique didn't work on me.

They're gonna have to knock me out to cut these babies!
Which will probably happen when I get spayed this month.

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