Thursday, July 11, 2013

I give up.

I searched all the Victoria's Secret catalogs for an eight boobied bra.
There's nothing out there for me.

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Maybe I need to ask the lady from "Total Recall" where she shops.

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This is my 100th post!!! Can you believe it?!
YaY me!!!

Does this mean I get a "booby prize"??!!

I slay me !



Susan said...

Stella, you crack me up. You should take your act on the road. xoxo

Peri said...

You are too funny! But take my word for it, bras are not too comfortable in the heat and humidity. I suggest you go "au naturel" and "let 'em swing in the cool breeze". Much more fun and much more awesome to not be like everyone else!! Besides YOU can say you are liberated more than humans!! But if you insist on the bra, have Mommy give me really good measurements and I will figure one out for you.... will not be as awesome as you!

Raymond Homestead said...

I agree with Susan! Congratulations on your 100th post Stella, you're quite the doggie!

Peri said...

I feel your pain as they say out here. I have the same problem. However you at least do not also have to tolerate 3 boy cats and a dog who outweighs you by 73 pounds. Well think of it the other way...3 boy dogs and a huge cat who wants to eat you for lunch. Shudder.
Just go naked and be proud. I do. You are, indeed, awesome and have a wonderful sense of silly.
Your friend in California,