Did you know that I am considered "The American Gentleman?" Well not me personally because I'm a girl, but my breed the Boston Terrier is!! (I think we need to change it to "The Awesome American Gentleman.")
I go far back as 1870! I was bred in Boston, Massachusetts. My ancestor from way back then was named "Judge."
Maybe Judge Reinhold? Or Judge Wapner? Who knows?! But he was famous, like me!
I am part English Bulldog and part white English Terrier. But the English Terrier is extinct. I couldn't believe it!
Maybe it's because they smoked cigarettes. You know, like the dinosaurs. I bet you didn't know that, huh? See! You learned something.
It wasn't an asteroid. Or a volcanic eruption. It was Lucky Strikes.
Anyways, I hope everyone has a swell Independence Day!!
I know I will. I plan on dining on all the carpenter ants that have surfaced since we got all that flooding.
I especially enjoy it when one crawls around in my mouth then latches itself up in my gums. Then I spend 20 minutes licking the air until Mommy sees me licking the air, knowing I have a carpenter ant stuck in my mouth and she comes and pulls it out.
Yes, I'll be doing that all day tomorrow just like I did all day today.
My dinosaur theory could be wrong. I bet Wikipedia has the answer.