Wow! He looks really good for 204 year old. I wonder what fountain he drinks out of?
Mommy could use a swig. (I will deny ever typing that)
I had a stare down contest with Mommy.
I played with my tennis ball.
I love my tennis ball.
I try to eat the fuzz.
But Mommy always pulls the fuzz out of my mouth.
Had another stare down contest with Mommy.
I got bored with her so I looked around for Gracie to
"I knew I should have chloroformed her when I had the chance."