Monday, December 26, 2016


... and he brought me three Nylabones and a little pink squeaky rubber ball!! I forgot how much I loved them!!! YaY me!!!

Hey. Wait a minute...
What the heck does Gracie have over there????????
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What is that??!!
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I'll nonchalantly bring my little squeaky pink rubber ball with me to investigate. Hmmmm... I must get a closer look.
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Watch this... I'll give her the ol' fake out by acting like I'm playing with my new ball.
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Ah-ha!! I can see it!! She's got a weird looking blue squeaky toy! I WANT IT!!!
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She's guarding it and won't let me near it. BUT I MUST HAVE IT!!
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Man, she's a tough old nut to crack.
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"You think you can take it from me you young whippersnapper???!!"
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Monday, December 19, 2016


It's been almost a month since my last post?!!

That's what happens when you're awesome!! Which is why you all wouldn't understand. There's only enough room on this planet for my awesomeness. Sorry.

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Sooooo... I've been playing and eating... and eating... and eating... and eating.
I've finally put some weight on! Mommy is thrilled, too!! I no longer look like a furry Kate Moss. Or Justin Bieber.

Anyways! It's the countdown to Christmas and I'm waiting for Santa!! He'll probably have to make two trips to drop off all my presents. He'll go by once then realize how truly awesome I am and on the way back swing back by and drop off more Nylabones and Grinz balls.

So in the meantime, I'll be right here.

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Wake me when he arrives.

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Monday, November 21, 2016

Happy Birthday to...


That's right!!! Today I turn 4!!!

Of course all morning it's been non stop phone calls and emails wishing me the best day ever!
Not only did president elect Trump call to wish me a happy birthday, he asked if I'd like a position in his new cabinet, Secretary of Canine Affairs. I told him I'd have to think about it seeing it isn't as awesome as being president! Maybe Mitt Romney will want it.

Ms Clinton sent me an email. But I didn't get to read it because she deleted it.

I'm sure Megyn Kelly and Anderson Cooper will want a birthday interview later today.

Anyway, I got my first present this morning!!! YaY!! I LOVE PRESENTS!!!

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Ummm. Wait a minute. Let me turn it around...

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I got another smiley ball!! Only this one is blue! Let's see. I've got a red one. A green one and now a blue one.

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Guess what else I got today??!!!

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A ton of snow!!!!

I would have rather got a Nylabone.

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Saturday, November 12, 2016

I'm sure you've been waiting for my awesome concession speech...

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But I've been too upset over my loss to Mr. Trump and Ms. Clinton.

I really thought I had it in the bag. I had Mommy's vote... Daddy's vote... But that wasn't enough to push me over the top.

Mommy's been so distraught over my loss, she has been wandering around with a half gallon of Häagen-Dazs and a very large spoon crying and looking for a "safe space."
Daddy's been burning the American flag, screaming profanities and tweeting about it.
Gracie's been wearing a Trump wig and a pantsuit.

Ummm... Wait a minute. That's not true at all! Mommy and Daddy would never do that and Gracie has better fur and prefers bell bottoms.

We've all been outside enjoying the beautiful day and grateful we live in a country where we can speak our mind and dogs can blog!

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YaY America!!!

Congratulations, Mr. Trump.
But I'll be back in 4 years!

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Saturday, November 5, 2016

Look what I can do!!!!

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I'm alert... So I'll answer that 3am phone call unlike you know who.
I'm strong... So I will build a bigger and better America than you know who.
AND I'm the awesomest!!

All the more reason to vote for ME on Tuesday!!

Yes, I know it should be "most awesome" but you silly humans don't talk or spell right anymore.
i c u humans type like this y do u?
ur grade school teacher would have kittens!

This message was approved by me because I wrote it.

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Monday, October 24, 2016

Good Morning.

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It's been a while and I figured you were due to see my awesome self.

You're welcome.

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Saturday, October 15, 2016

This November 8th...

Clearly, there

is only

one choice...

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Stella for President

Paid for by "Vote The Canine Party" which is responsible for the content of this advertising and not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

We're watching the VP debate...

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My VP Gracie could run circles around those two!

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I mean that quite literally, too! With this new diet we're on, she's got so much energy she's been running around like a little maniac!!

AND she can drive a stick!

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Thursday, September 22, 2016


Bet you're wondering where I've been!!

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Well I've been keeping it on the QT lately. I've been having some health concerns and the last thing I need is TMZ plastering my face all over their website with headlines like "Where Has Stella Been??!! Is She Healthy Enough To Be President??!! Is Her Mommy Still Buying Her Little Rubber Balls??!!"

The truth is I've had some bad and not so bad seizures over the past 6 months. The last time, I had what they call cluster seizures. I don't remember much. But when all was said and done Mommy had lots of scratches and black and blue marks all over her arms and legs. I'm sure I had nothing to do with that. Maybe she threw herself down a flight of stairs. Who knows?! She's such a drama queen.

Anyway, I needed some tests done. The first one was blood work. Since my previous blood work showed an elevated liver enzyme the vet lady suggested I have a Bile Acids test. Let me tell you something... fasting for blood work is stupid! I don't have time to fast! I have a routine, people! Everyday Mommy feeds me my breakfast as soon as I wake up! I eat before anybody!!
But the day I had to have my blood work... No breakfast!! So I sat and burned a hole through Mommy staring at her until it was time for my appointment.

That test didn't come back normal. Which could mean I have a liver shunt. I have know idea what that is. But Mommy does and it isn't good.

So the next test I needed was to have an ultrasound of my liver and that was done today. Let's hope TMZ doesn't get a photo of that! Did I mention I had to fast for that, too??!!! What is it with you humans with tests and not eating??!!

Well, I'm happy to announce my liver looks AWESOME. Okay, the vet man didn't use that exact word. But I felt it fitting in my sentence. He saw no shunts and my liver looked good and was a good size. I'm sure it smiled and winked at him.

Mommy still thinks it has something to do with the commercial dog food I eat. But the vet man didn't want to hear it. Then again, the vet people sell "prescription" commercial dog food. So... ummmm... I don't think he'd talk bad about it.
It's just weird because Gracie has had seizure, too.

So the really GREAT news is Mommy is cooking for me now!!!
*cough* Gracie, too.
I mean really, besides caring for me 24/7, bathing me, taking me places like the vet's office, playing with me, wiping and/or the occasional pulling something out of my butt, petting me, buying me little rubber balls... that's the LEAST she can do!

So I will continue to live my awesome life and if I have any more seizures in the future I know my Mommy (and my Daddy) will take good care of me.

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I thought you might enjoy these photos of me playing with my little pink rubber ball today.

I'm way ahead of you, TMZ!!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Daddy makes the most awesome healthy fruit smoothies...

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He usually lets me "clean" his cup when he's done but sometimes he forgets even though I'm sitting there staring at him...
and waiting...

He might hurry it up if I stare at the cup...

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Nothing. Okay. Time for a new tactic.
Maybe if I put my paw on him and give him "the puppy eyes".
That always works on Mommy. She's a sucker for that one!

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Still nothing!
What is with this guy??!!
How long does it take to drink a fruit smoothie?!
I mean seriously!!

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C'mon man, I'm dying here!!

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Well it's about time!

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Is that... almond butter??!!

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Why yes it is! Yum!

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Now if I just stick my head a little farther in...

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I can get THAT!

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Thank you, Daddy.

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But next time light a fire under it!

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