Saturday, October 15, 2016

This November 8th...

Clearly, there

is only

one choice...

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Stella for President

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Tuesday, October 4, 2016

We're watching the VP debate...

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My VP Gracie could run circles around those two!

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I mean that quite literally, too! With this new diet we're on, she's got so much energy she's been running around like a little maniac!!

AND she can drive a stick!

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Thursday, September 22, 2016


Bet you're wondering where I've been!!

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Well I've been keeping it on the QT lately. I've been having some health concerns and the last thing I need is TMZ plastering my face all over their website with headlines like "Where Has Stella Been??!! Is She Healthy Enough To Be President??!! Is Her Mommy Still Buying Her Little Rubber Balls??!!"

The truth is I've had some bad and not so bad seizures over the past 6 months. The last time, I had what they call cluster seizures. I don't remember much. But when all was said and done Mommy had lots of scratches and black and blue marks all over her arms and legs. I'm sure I had nothing to do with that. Maybe she threw herself down a flight of stairs. Who knows?! She's such a drama queen.

Anyway, I needed some tests done. The first one was blood work. Since my previous blood work showed an elevated liver enzyme the vet lady suggested I have a Bile Acids test. Let me tell you something... fasting for blood work is stupid! I don't have time to fast! I have a routine, people! Everyday Mommy feeds me my breakfast as soon as I wake up! I eat before anybody!!
But the day I had to have my blood work... No breakfast!! So I sat and burned a hole through Mommy staring at her until it was time for my appointment.

That test didn't come back normal. Which could mean I have a liver shunt. I have know idea what that is. But Mommy does and it isn't good.

So the next test I needed was to have an ultrasound of my liver and that was done today. Let's hope TMZ doesn't get a photo of that! Did I mention I had to fast for that, too??!!! What is it with you humans with tests and not eating??!!

Well, I'm happy to announce my liver looks AWESOME. Okay, the vet man didn't use that exact word. But I felt it fitting in my sentence. He saw no shunts and my liver looked good and was a good size. I'm sure it smiled and winked at him.

Mommy still thinks it has something to do with the commercial dog food I eat. But the vet man didn't want to hear it. Then again, the vet people sell "prescription" commercial dog food. So... ummmm... I don't think he'd talk bad about it.
It's just weird because Gracie has had seizure, too.

So the really GREAT news is Mommy is cooking for me now!!!
*cough* Gracie, too.
I mean really, besides caring for me 24/7, bathing me, taking me places like the vet's office, playing with me, wiping and/or the occasional pulling something out of my butt, petting me, buying me little rubber balls... that's the LEAST she can do!

So I will continue to live my awesome life and if I have any more seizures in the future I know my Mommy (and my Daddy) will take good care of me.

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I thought you might enjoy these photos of me playing with my little pink rubber ball today.

I'm way ahead of you, TMZ!!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Daddy makes the most awesome healthy fruit smoothies...

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He usually lets me "clean" his cup when he's done but sometimes he forgets even though I'm sitting there staring at him...
and waiting...

He might hurry it up if I stare at the cup...

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Nothing. Okay. Time for a new tactic.
Maybe if I put my paw on him and give him "the puppy eyes".
That always works on Mommy. She's a sucker for that one!

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Still nothing!
What is with this guy??!!
How long does it take to drink a fruit smoothie?!
I mean seriously!!

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C'mon man, I'm dying here!!

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Well it's about time!

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Is that... almond butter??!!

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Why yes it is! Yum!

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Now if I just stick my head a little farther in...

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I can get THAT!

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Thank you, Daddy.

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But next time light a fire under it!

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Thursday, August 11, 2016

A box arrived from Lowes...

But it was addressed to Mommy.
What the??!!

Surely it was supposed to be addressed to me!!!
There's only ONE in this household who hold the "awesome" title and it sure as heck isn't Mommy.

Maybe if the box said "Thanks for being lame" then it would be for her. But frankly, that's pushing it.

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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Move over, Trump and Clinton!

There's a new candidate in town!!!

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I'm running under the "Canine Party."

Vote for me because I'm cuter than the both of them! I've got better hair fur than him and better legs than her!! Besides, everyone knows I'm the most awesome!!!!!!

Remember, I'm also the first American dog breed so technically I have to win.

Gracie is my VP pick!!

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Hey, if I'm stuck with her then so are you!

Anyway, If you don't see me on the ballot, write me in!

If I win, free little rubber balls for everyone!!!

Okay, that really can't happen. Nothing is ever free.
Oh! I've got it!! I'll make Mommy pay for them!!!
She already does anyway!!!


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Sunday, July 17, 2016

I have no privacy!!

Crazy Paparazzi Mommy takes photos of me all the time! Her camera is always in my face! Even when I'm trying to sleep!

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I can't take it anymore!

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Now I know how Halle Berry feels.

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Thursday, June 30, 2016

Hey, I'm famous yet again!!

Click on my photo then look around and see if you can spot my awesome self!!!

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What a silly comment.
I mean really... how could you not.

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Saturday, June 25, 2016

It's Saturday night and I just got a bath...

I despise bathtime.

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It's a huge production for Mommy to give me a bath. I make sure of it!

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She has to put on an old t-shirt and shorts. Place towels all over the bathroom floor.
Then she has to stand in the bathtub with me, placing me between her feet. This way when I start getting all psycho and try to make a break for it, she can use the old "headscissors" wrestling move on me.

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The problem is she's not as young as she used to be.

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I'll bet she wishes she used her ThighMaster more back in the '90's.

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Friday, June 24, 2016

These little rubber balls are all mine...

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But I don't like to play with them anymore because after I chew a big hole to remove the squeaky, they don't bounce right or squeak and that's no fun.
I refuse to play with any ball that doesn't have a squeaky. It must have a squeaky. Then I remove the squeaky in under two minutes and refuse it play with it again.
So Mommy foolishly spends a small fortune on little red, blue, green and yellow rubber balls that I immediately destroy.

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Which is why I have a crock full of holey, non squeaky balls that I won't play with... and why Mommy needs therapy.

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