Yes, I know I'm extremely late. But I've been recovering from my New Year's Rockin' Eve celebration with Ryan Seacrest in NYC!!
(He's a lot shorter in person)
Oh what fun I had!! I got to Nae Nae... Or was it Na-Nu Na-Nu? I can't remember. Which ever one it was, I was awesome at it.
Anyway, it was me who pulled the plug on Ms. Carey's earpiece. Shhh... Don't tell anyone. Only one can wear that sparkly outfit and that would be me. She was trying to steal my thunder.
Oh!! More news...
Did you know we have a new president now? Not sure if you knew that since absolutely no one in the news media/Twitter/Facebook/Hollywood/Instagram/Joe's barber shop and the grocery store are talking about him. Haven't heard a peep out of anyone. Weird.
Ummm... Even though it should have been me who won, I accept and respect he is our new commander in chief. But I'll be back in four years.
Which reminds me, is Ms. Hillary still wandering around in the woods? Maybe I'll see her on the trail behind our house.
That's what happens when you're awesome!! Which is why you all wouldn't understand. There's only enough room on this planet for my awesomeness. Sorry.
Sooooo... I've been playing and eating... and eating... and eating... and eating.
I've finally put some weight on! Mommy is thrilled, too!! I no longer look like a furry Kate Moss. Or Justin Bieber.
Anyways! It's the countdown to Christmas and I'm waiting for Santa!! He'll probably have to make two trips to drop off all my presents. He'll go by once then realize how truly awesome I am and on the way back swing back by and drop off more Nylabones and Grinz balls.
Of course all morning it's been non stop phone calls and emails wishing me the best day ever!
Not only did president elect Trump call to wish me a happy birthday, he asked if I'd like a position in his new cabinet, Secretary of Canine Affairs. I told him I'd have to think about it seeing it isn't as awesome as being president! Maybe Mitt Romney will want it.
Ms Clinton sent me an email. But I didn't get to read it because she deleted it.
I'm sure Megyn Kelly and Anderson Cooper will want a birthday interview later today.
Anyway, I got my first present this morning!!! YaY!! I LOVE PRESENTS!!!
Ummm. Wait a minute. Let me turn it around...
I got another smiley ball!! Only this one is blue! Let's see. I've got a red one. A green one and now a blue one.
But I've been too upset over my loss to Mr. Trump and Ms. Clinton.
I really thought I had it in the bag. I had Mommy's vote... Daddy's vote... But that wasn't enough to push me over the top.
Mommy's been so distraught over my loss, she has been wandering around with a half gallon of Häagen-Dazs and a very large spoon crying and looking for a "safe space."
Daddy's been burning the American flag, screaming profanities and tweeting about it.
Gracie's been wearing a Trump wig and a pantsuit.
Ummm... Wait a minute. That's not true at all! Mommy and Daddy would never do that and Gracie has better fur and prefers bell bottoms.
We've all been outside enjoying the beautiful day and grateful we live in a country where we can speak our mind and dogs can blog!
Congratulations, Mr. Trump.
But I'll be back in 4 years!